Money Miz's Memo To Producers

Memo 

To: All Hip Hop Producers
From: Money Miz
Re: "Hand Claps" Replacing Snare Drums
Date: 1/12/10
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Effective Immediately: All Hip Hop producers who are currently creating new beats for rappers to use in 2010 MUST trash any beats that utilize a "hand clap" sound where a snare drum is supposed to be. These sounds are annoying and effectively destroy any listening capabilities by Hip Hop fans. Otherwise normally good beats, become pathetic in sound and establish an amateur feeling when listened to.

The "hand clap" sound is hazardous to the integrity of Hip Hop music and Hip Hop culture. Songs which utilize this sound-effect essentially mutate into "Pop" music and this will not be tolerated by the Hip Hop consuming public in 2010.

All producers who currently have such sounds in newly unmixed beats MUST immediately click and hold their cursors on these files and quickly drag and drop them into the recycle bin. Then an "Empty Recycle Bin" function should be immediately performed in order to preemptively strike against such nonsense from ruining Hip Hop music in 2010.

Examples of songs that have utilized this disgusting sound include: 50 Cent's "In Da Club," Busta Rhymes' "What It is," "Make It Clap," "Respect My Conglomerate," Fat Joe's "Lean Back," Jay-Z's "Off That," Joe Budden's "Pump It Up," and Outkast's "Hey Ya!"

Examples of producers who are guilty of diminishing the value of Hip Hop music by using the "hand clap" sound include: The Neptunes, Just Blaze, Dr. Dre, Trackmasters, Timbaland, Rick Rock, and Lil' Jon. JUST BECAUSE THEY DID IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD!!!

This new Hip Hop law is effective immediately. This memo should be filed in your "BULLSHIT" folder located under "My Documents" on your hard drive. A printed copy must be signed by all recipients and returned to Money Miz's attention by 1/15/10.

P.S. "Finger Snaps" - FUCK YOU TOO!!! (in my 2Pac voice)